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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>A tumblr dedicated to Snape. Funny shit in general. Fanfiction questions. Rebloggable in an instant stuff.</description><title>I'm simfected...</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @simfected)</generator><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Reblog or like if you're a girl and you're a fan of V for Vendetta</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://everything-lemrac.tumblr.com/post/50825017513/reblog-or-like-if-youre-a-girl-and-youre-a-fan-of-v" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;everything-lemrac&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;the book or the movie.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;and, as much as i am a HUGE fan of john green’s “the fault in our stars,” i don’t think it’s just a “boys’ movie.” not if there are such badass female characters.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;it’s for EVERYONE. right here. right now. today. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;EVERYONE.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50888315509</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50888315509</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 06:36:05 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>If I call you darling, sweetie, honey or any other term of endearment. It means that I consider you...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;If I call you darling, sweetie, honey or any other term of endearment. It means that I consider you someone that I could be close to due to our related interests or that I am concerned for your health, well being, or mental stability.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If I swear in a friendly manner, when discussing a fandom, a scene, or a story, and it is not a rant. I feel comfortable with you and consider you close enough not to be offended. It is not my way of being crass. It is me utilizing words that I feel are correct for the situation.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If I am open to you about how I feel. If i mention suicide, feeling empty, or feeling disassociated. Please don&amp;#8217;t think I am attention seeking. I just feel comfortable enough speaking with you to let you into the part of my soul that I let nobody else see.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If I tell you I cried about something; a film, a book, a series finale, an episode, a song. I am telling you that I can feel deeply about little things, so please be patient with me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and most of all, if you understand what I am saying to you right now, you already know these things about me&amp;#8230;and that&amp;#8217;s why you have a place in my heart already&amp;#8230;even if i don&amp;#8217;t know your name.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;x&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50887780969</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50887780969</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 06:25:36 +0100</pubDate><category>personal</category><category>emotional</category><category>friend</category><category>love</category><category>heart</category><category>depression</category><category>swearing</category><category>cussing</category><category>crying</category><category>fandom</category><category>stranger</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9wbtd8YNm1rn2973o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50887516585</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50887516585</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 06:20:37 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>princessfuckingprivilege:

Meat eaters who feel the need to stress how delicious animals are in an...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princessfuckingprivilege.tumblr.com/post/50200206681/psa" target="_blank"&gt;princessfuckingprivilege&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Meat eaters who feel the need to stress how delicious animals are in an effort to piss off vegetarians/vegans unprovoked and vegetarians/vegans who feel the need to tell meat eaters how horrible they are for eating meat unprovoked are pretty much the exact same kind of asshole.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just stop being arseholes to each other. Vegans/Vegetarians, don&amp;#8217;t tell the meat eaters they are murderers. It&amp;#8217;s fucking rude.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Meat eaters, stop pissing off the Vegan/Vegetarians by insulting them and their personal beliefs because you find it fucking funny.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Most of all, if you can&amp;#8217;t do this, keep the fuck away from each other until you both learn some respect for other people.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50887366836</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50887366836</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 06:17:46 +0100</pubDate><category>meat eaters</category><category>vegans</category><category>vegetarians</category><category>carnivores</category><category>respect</category></item><item><title>Hand porn..</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0c7ab74c94ab026326a6c63168dafa9/tumblr_mn2zh2wBc81rsxefio1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hand porn..&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50886695129</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50886695129</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 06:05:26 +0100</pubDate><category>snape</category><category>severus snape</category><category>professor snape</category><category>albus dumbledore</category><category>gaunt</category><category>marvolo gaunt's ring</category><category>horcrux</category><category>hand porn</category></item><item><title>meladoodle:

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meladoodle.tumblr.com/post/50625544468/were-terribly-sorry-but-you-cant-put-your" target="_blank"&gt;meladoodle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50882239360</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50882239360</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 04:55:58 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey guys,
I am have just put down my first deposit on a reborn doll and the maker (A lovely and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hey guys,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am have just put down my first deposit on a reborn doll and the maker (A lovely and talented woman) has asked me to start looking for kits that I would like to consider for my reborn and to choose specifics such as hair colour, skin colour and eye colour.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;After getting my payment book, I have this strange feeling as though &amp;#8216;expecting&amp;#8217; and want to start shopping for clothing for &amp;#8216;her&amp;#8217;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Is this normal?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50880910560</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50880910560</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 04:37:03 +0100</pubDate><category>reborn dolls</category><category>reborn</category></item><item><title>honust:

can someone stay up with me till 2am and tell me everything they have ever been too scared...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://honust.tumblr.com/post/39805232768/can-someone-stay-up-with-me-till-2am-and-tell-me" target="_blank"&gt;honust&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;can someone stay up with me till 2am and tell me everything they have ever been too scared to say&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50878677070</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50878677070</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 04:07:16 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy.tumblr.com/post/48988863901/i-want-a-tumblr-best-friend-reblog-if-i-can-go-on-your" target="_blank"&gt;thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mookie2397.tumblr.com/post/48977446846/i-want-a-tumblr-best-friend-reblog-if-i-can-go-on-your" target="_blank"&gt;mookie2397&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xion-and-road.tumblr.com/post/43384093795/i-want-a-tumblr-best-friend-reblog-if-i-can-go-on-your" target="_blank"&gt;xion-and-road&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbkuv7hVgL1qmnniu.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1b80697eca480c07c00fcca9a44057e5/tumblr_inline_mielm2VtLq1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;dew ihhtttt.!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you’re all welcome to my ask box&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50877985781</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50877985781</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 03:58:21 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42833456a00638722e9952d6cf703ea3/tumblr_mkndz92zX51rhg9lco1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59b07ab8b5fc8c1e06e42640a990a513/tumblr_mkndz92zX51rhg9lco2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50877771447</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50877771447</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 03:55:35 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Abracadabra is attribiuted to a magician in the 1690&amp;#8217;s.  Q. Severus Sammonicus (2c)
 </title><description>&lt;h5 class="uiStreamMessage userContentWrapper" data-ft='{"type":1,"tn":"K"}'&gt;&lt;span class="messageBody" data-ft='{"type":3}'&gt;&lt;span class="userContent"&gt;Abracadabra is attribiuted to a magician in the 1690&amp;#8217;s. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Q. Severus Sammonicus (2c)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h5&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="messageBody" data-ft='{"type":3}'&gt;&lt;span class="userContent"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50877750909</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50877750909</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 03:55:20 +0100</pubDate><category>Severus</category><category>Severus Snape</category><category>Abracadabra</category><category>Avada Kedavra</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d43b8728660a501ea622d5562173f98/tumblr_mn2o6ju7Gb1qer7rdo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50876730941</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50876730941</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 03:42:26 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>beautifulheartsickmind:

Please let this get to you. You need to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e49c295566ffa2ff174198d9ec6d6fc9/tumblr_mn2lqwUCEf1rsiosqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beautifulheartsickmind.tumblr.com/post/50864871557/please-let-this-get-to-you-you-need-to-stay" target="_blank"&gt;beautifulheartsickmind&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Please let this get to you. You need to stay alive. You’re supposed to stay alive. Keep fighting everyone because it is so worth it. I’m always here to help whenever you need. Stay strong lovelies&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50876357525</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50876357525</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 03:37:39 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>cousinnick:

simfected:

dythetiern:

cousinnick:

People in my Mythology class keep using my female...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cousinnick.tumblr.com/post/50875871686/simfected-dythetiern-cousinnick-people-in" target="_blank"&gt;cousinnick&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50875742657/dythetiern-cousinnick-people-in-my-mythology" target="_blank"&gt;simfected&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dythetiern.tumblr.com/post/50875229265/cousinnick-people-in-my-mythology-class-keep" target="_blank"&gt;dythetiern&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cousinnick.tumblr.com/post/50875015652/people-in-my-mythology-class-keep-using-my-female" target="_blank"&gt;cousinnick&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;People in my Mythology class keep using my female name and not “Dan”, even after I’ve told them what I prefer and why…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; I’m too scared to correct them, and I don’t like correcting people when they misgender and misname me and just whaaaa…..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c4fb6b002afc8c300139bbd9294e7e78/tumblr_inline_mn25f2a4Yh1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ohhhh no…dear dear darling *hug* Can I burn them? Just a little…singe them a tad&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Buy 25 Erasers, scatter them around the school, write your male name on them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Put up a poster at school and say: “Eraser lost, reward available: See Dan’&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. When people come up to you and ask for the reward, tell them you are going to expand their minds and explain why you want to be called Dan rather than your female name.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b32c9bfb82425dd4b05946b69a7d1706/tumblr_inline_mhof08z3j01qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thank you Dan. :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50876001831</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50876001831</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 03:33:13 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>When you see it, REBLOG IT.</title><description>Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50875928875</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50875928875</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 03:32:17 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>masasexual:

marciewantsthev:

masasexual:

Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://masasexual.tumblr.com/post/49471673643/marciewantsthev-masasexual-imagine-that" target="_blank"&gt;masasexual&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marciewantsthev.tumblr.com/post/49471243847" target="_blank"&gt;marciewantsthev&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://masasexual.tumblr.com/post/49422778709/imagine-that-youre-awkwardly-sitting-there-at-a" target="_blank"&gt;masasexual&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you.  ”May I have this dance?” they ask.  You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3aad3d128811e75bfefe05fe884c4d2e/tumblr_inline_mm73fy5oys1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*Fans self* Dear me&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50875818640</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50875818640</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 03:30:53 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>dythetiern:

cousinnick:

People in my Mythology class keep using my female name and not “Dan”, even...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dythetiern.tumblr.com/post/50875229265/cousinnick-people-in-my-mythology-class-keep" target="_blank"&gt;dythetiern&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cousinnick.tumblr.com/post/50875015652/people-in-my-mythology-class-keep-using-my-female" target="_blank"&gt;cousinnick&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;People in my Mythology class keep using my female name and not “Dan”, even after I’ve told them what I prefer and why…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; I’m too scared to correct them, and I don’t like correcting people when they misgender and misname me and just whaaaa…..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c4fb6b002afc8c300139bbd9294e7e78/tumblr_inline_mn25f2a4Yh1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ohhhh no…dear dear darling *hug* Can I burn them? Just a little…singe them a tad&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Buy 25 Erasers, scatter them around the school, write your male name on them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Put up a poster at school and say: &amp;#8220;Eraser lost, reward available: See Dan&amp;#8217;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. When people come up to you and ask for the reward, tell them you are going to expand their minds and explain why you want to be called Dan rather than your female name. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50875742657</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50875742657</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 03:29:56 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>American Friend: So&amp;#8230;why didn&amp;#8217;t the UK get that many points?
Me: We&amp;#8217;ve fought too...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;American Friend: So&amp;#8230;why didn&amp;#8217;t the UK get that many points?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Me: We&amp;#8217;ve fought too many wars&amp;#8230;too many countries&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50873725933</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50873725933</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 03:04:49 +0100</pubDate><category>eurovision</category></item><item><title>If you ever feel really down&amp;#8230;

Remember, that someone, somewhere, at some point&amp;#8230;was...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;If you ever feel really down&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Remember, that someone, somewhere, at some point&amp;#8230;was jerking off to the thought of you. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50873427966</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50873427966</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 03:01:07 +0100</pubDate><category>good news</category><category>things to smile about</category></item><item><title>Swedish host for The Eurovision was so damn sassy.

Can she like host, every single year?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Swedish host for The Eurovision was so damn sassy.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Can she like host, every single year?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50872911407</link><guid>http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50872911407</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 02:54:39 +0100</pubDate><category>Eurovision</category><category>Sweden</category></item></channel></rss>
